LOL. These responses are just too funny!
This just happened to me.
I traded in my 15-year-old truck for a new Lease on a 2014 SL. I really like the LEAF. Beautiful car, if you ask me. The gas savings alone nearly make up for the entire lease payment. Never thought I might own one. I really don't fit the stereotypical demographic. Pickups, big dogs, guns, football, drink beer, love my wife, three big sons.
I wasn't surprised when upon asking my goofy brother about the excellent Lease offer I saw on a Nissan LEAF, my brother went through the usual reasons why NOT to get one. It sounded as though he read the "10 things to say why not to buy a LEAF" book:
1) They're impractical;
2) The range is too limited;
3) The battery will explode 1 day after the warranty expires;
4) They're not ready for daily use;
5) A diesel is sooooo much better;
Mind you, he drives a 16 year old rustbucket, because every car he's had he either neglected to the point of killing it or he wrecked. I had a spreadsheet with all the expenses and payments clearly defined, that told me it was a fantastic idea to Lease. He told me nothing new, and nothing interesting.
He got all defensive when I asked why HE doesn't drive a Diesel, if they're so great.
Finally, he pulled out the only weapon left in his arsenal:
"Your nephews may put 'you're gay' stickers on your car"
I retorted:
"Yeah? Well, your nephews may put 'I have my wife do my oil changes, because I'm an imbecile' stickers on your car." (which, by the way, is true: if he ever touched any tools, he'd hurt himself or break something).
That knife cuts two ways, I suppose.
We haven't spoken since.