TonyWilliams said:
First, I kept my mouth shut. When the officer walked up, I had my license and registration ready. I pulled well off the road into the grass for his safety.
He just returned and asked a few questions, and let me go. Mostly luck, but I didn't do what I know he must hear all the time; excuses, BS, attitude, "why didn't you get those guys speeding instead of me", etc.
Or any of the following:
1. Are you Andy or Barney?
2. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
3. I thought you had to be in good physical condition to be a police officer.
4. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
5. I pay your salary!
6. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
7. Hey, you must've been doing' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
8. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
10. I was trying to keep up with traffic. I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
11. Where's your doughnut?
12. Don't you have anything better to do?
13. Here, hold my beer while I look for my registration