Sorry for sullying this thread with such a downscale - and morbid - topic, but I've been waiting impatiently for it to appear, and since no one else has had the bad taste to start it, here goes:
What if Paul Walker had been a passenger in a Tesla S instead of the 2005 Porsche Carrera GT he was riding in?
Yes, this question has a lot of titillating tabloid tendencies, but I think it's a legitimate question to ask, particularly in light of the recent Tesla fires controversy.
According to the L.A. Times this morning:
“Fast and Furious” star Paul Walker died from a combination of traumatic injuries and burns after the Porsche he was riding in crashed and erupted in flames, according to autopsy results released Wednesday by the Los Angeles County Coroner's office.
http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-coroner-paul-walker-autopsy-20131204,0,5152094.story#ixzz2mXPFwcNk" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
The Times also reported that the coroner said both the driver and Walker were dead "within seconds" of the crash. Interestingly, the coroner's report indicated that the driver "died from traumatic injuries" but did not indicate fire as a contributing factor.
So, given what we know about the recent Tesla incidents, as well as the aftermath of other Tesla collisions, what are some of the possible scenarios that might plausibly have taken place, if Paul Walker had been a passenger in an identical collision in a Tesla S rather than the Porsche?
Gentlemen, start your speculation engines!
For the record: my own personal completely non-expert and not-even-particularly-informed opinion is that both men would have had a hell of a lot better chance of surviving in the Tesla, and fire would almost certainly not have been a factor, unless they remained unconscious for an extended period and were not removed from the vehicle by others.
*** EDIT ***
It's appropriate to note that the Porsche model in question has been widely reported to have been notoriously difficult to handle. The estimable news organization TMZ reports this today:
Paul Walker wasn't the first to allegedly experience mechanical issues inside a Porsche Carrera GT -- TMZ has learned, the car company was sued over a deadly 2005 crash involving the same vehicle ... and it paid dearly in a massive settlement.
According to the lawsuit, two men (a driver and his passenger) were killed on a California race track while driving a 2005 Carrera GT ... hitting a wall at over 100 MPH while trying to avoid another car on the track.
The family of the passenger sued practically everyone involved in the accident for gross negligence -- and won $4.5 million in a giant settlement ... $350,000 of which was paid by Porsche.
The lawsuit alleged the GT didn't handle correctly on the track -- and according to the attorney for the victim's family, Craig McClellan ... sworn testimony from several Porsche experts confirmed a major design flaw with the GT is it doesn't have a Porsche Stability Management system.
We're told the PSMS uses a computer to correct the car if the rear end loses control -- and it is now required by law. http://www.tmz.com/2013/12/04/paul-walker-death-porsche-carrera-gt-lawsuit-accident-racetrack/#ixzz2mY5TTU6P" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
Given this car's reputation and legal history, it's not a huge stretch to speculate that, had Walker and his companion been in a Tesla (or most any other vehicle), the accident might well have not occurred in the first place.
But still, it's Tesla that is the object of hysterical witch-hunts and headlines. Porsche? Well, what did you expect? It's safe to assume that future installments of the "Fast and Furious" franchise will not feature Teslas or any other EVs, unless the special FX crew is permitted to rig them up to concoct spectacular fireballs when they crash...no, Teslas are likely to disappoint the deadly thrill-seeking crowd.