philaphonic
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"I was doing a crossword puzzle, and needed an answer that was eight characters. So I wrote Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs."
(Edinburgh Fringe Festival)
:lol:
(Edinburgh Fringe Festival)
:lol:
Jokes - car or otherwise
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jcesare
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A three legged dog walks into a saloon and says "I'm looking for the man that shot my paw."
Did you hear about the moile who worked for free. He only took tips.
Did you hear about the moile who worked for free. He only took tips.
philaphonic
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Another Edinburgh winner:
"I was playing chess with my friend and he said 'Let's make this interesting'. So we stopped playing chess."
:lol: :lol:
"I was playing chess with my friend and he said 'Let's make this interesting'. So we stopped playing chess."
:lol: :lol:
jcesare
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I went on a pleasure trip last week. I took my mother-in-law to the airport.
philaphonic
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How many Leaf drivers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Just one, but it's an 18 month wait before the new bulb arrives.
Just one, but it's an 18 month wait before the new bulb arrives.
I know it is a joke, but I am not laughing... 
EVDRIVER
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What takes more time than fast charging your LEAF on L3?
Scrolling through artists on the LEAF iPod music interface from A to G
What's the best way to change the color of your LEAF?
Wash it three times.
How do you know you are really early to work when no one is there yet?
You used the clock on the LEAF to tell the time.
Scrolling through artists on the LEAF iPod music interface from A to G
What's the best way to change the color of your LEAF?
Wash it three times.
How do you know you are really early to work when no one is there yet?
You used the clock on the LEAF to tell the time.
davewill
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When you...swim in the sea,
and an eel bites your knee, that's a Moray!
My new ray gun here tries
to put out both your eyes: that's a Moe-ray!
He tells jokes he's a ham;
his last name's Amsterdam - that's a Morey!
and an eel bites your knee, that's a Moray!
My new ray gun here tries
to put out both your eyes: that's a Moe-ray!
He tells jokes he's a ham;
his last name's Amsterdam - that's a Morey!
Stoaty
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Two real men are sitting at a table in a restaurant. The waiter brings a whole side of beef and asks, "Who ordered the ladies portion?"
Q: How many real men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Real men aren't afraid of the dark.
Q: Why did the real man cross the road?
A: None of your damn business!
Q: How many real men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Real men aren't afraid of the dark.
Q: Why did the real man cross the road?
A: None of your damn business!
davewill
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A New Zealander Man
with a permanent tan, that's a Maori - !
If yer Vitamins be
mostly C, D, & E, take some more A!
When two patterns combine,
in a way serpentine, that's a moire!
with a permanent tan, that's a Maori - !
If yer Vitamins be
mostly C, D, & E, take some more A!
When two patterns combine,
in a way serpentine, that's a moire!
trentr
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Who agrees daily? A LEAF owner
What goes bump in the night? A LEAF owner trying to charge.
What matches the carpet in the LEAF? Nothing.
Who curses when it is nice and sunny? A LEAF owner using the sun visor
What goes bump in the night? A LEAF owner trying to charge.
What matches the carpet in the LEAF? Nothing.
Who curses when it is nice and sunny? A LEAF owner using the sun visor
highcountryrider
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A Police STOP at 1AM:
An elderly man is stopped by the police around 1 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night.
The man replies, "I am going to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body."
The officer then asks, "Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?"
The man replies, "That would be my wife." :lol:
An elderly man is stopped by the police around 1 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night.
The man replies, "I am going to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body."
The officer then asks, "Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?"
The man replies, "That would be my wife." :lol:
